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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Open Mic Tonight! Sign-ups at 6:30

It is with a sense of our gravest solmenity that the Yellow Sofa Open Mic announces the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.

He is rumored to have really liked Hennesey Cognac and at one time spent like $400,000 on it, if you can believe that. He also owned 20,000 DVDs and among his very favorite films were "Friday the 13th", "Rambo" and anything that Elizabeth Taylor ever starred in.


Along with the North Korean State media, the Yellow Sofa community marks this time of loss by looking to the the ascension of his worthy, foreign-educated designated heir, youngest son Kim Jong-un, who is being called the "Great Successor" and are reassured by the continuity of leadership as Kim Jong-Il's long deceased father, Kim Il-sung, remains technically still in charge of North Korea

Bonus quiz: Write a short essay explaining how in comparison to events on the North Korean penninsula, the affairs of state and government are far more stable and advanced here in the United States.

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